A literary contractor and a literary contracter

This flier was placed in a Chattanooga mailbox --

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The students in a college class were told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible. The instructions were that the short story had to contain the following three topics: (1) Religion (2) Sexuality (3) Mystery

Below is the only A+ short story in the class:

"Good God, I'm pregnant; I wonder who did it."