This flier was placed in a Chattanooga mailbox --
We will remodel your house interior and exterior from the smallest repair to complete remodeling of:
The students in a college class were told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible. The instructions were that the short story had to contain the following three topics: (1) Religion (2) Sexuality (3) Mystery
Below is the only A+ short story in the class:
"Good God, I'm pregnant; I wonder who did it."